{"id":1005,"date":"2008-11-04T19:12:03","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T17:12:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=1005"},"modified":"2008-11-04T19:12:03","modified_gmt":"2008-11-04T17:12:03","slug":"ya-tengo-cocina-segundo-asalto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=1005","title":{"rendered":"Ya tengo cocina (segundo asalto)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pues bueno. Despu\u00e9s de que ayer trajeran la cocina y me la dejaran en modo mecano gigante en el sal\u00f3n, ya la tengo, por fin, en su ubicaci\u00f3n correspondiente:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/foto0148.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[pics1005]\" title=\"La cocina, en su sitio\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/foto0148.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"La cocina, en su sitio\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" class=\"attachment wp-att-1006\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pero claro, falta algo (aparte de que la foto tampoco es ninguna maravilla). Como en el chiste de aquel que se le estropea el coche en un pueblo donde no hay talleres, m\u00e1s que el del estanco, que le pregunta si tiene gasolina. Al responder que s\u00ed, le dice: \u00abPues est\u00e1 claro. Eso va a ser de la piedra\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>En efecto, falta la encimera. Que es, por cierto, de granito de Porri\u00f1o. Siendo la cocina de C\u00f3rdoba (de Lucena, m\u00e1s concretamente), ten\u00eda que hacerle un peque\u00f1o gui\u00f1o a Ana. <img src=\"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pues bueno. Despu\u00e9s de que ayer trajeran la cocina y<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-1005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vida-corriente"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}