{"id":16,"date":"2005-04-19T14:51:34","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T12:51:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=16"},"modified":"2005-04-19T14:51:34","modified_gmt":"2005-04-19T12:51:34","slug":"los-dos-gananes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Los dos ga\u00f1anes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uno no puede dejar de acordarse del cuadro de Goya <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iupui.edu\/~lmena1\/goya\/otros\/garrotazos.jpg\">Duelo a garrotazos<\/a>. Llegas a casa de la Escuela, despu\u00e9s de 4 horas de intensas clases de pr\u00e1cticas, y la escena te salta a la cara y casi te salpica: dos aut\u00e9nticos neanderthales, uno armado con un cuchillo, y otro acometi\u00e9ndole con bravatas, se est\u00e1n retando a desprop\u00f3sitos delante del agradecido p\u00fablico. Uno soltando cuchilladas, y otro verbos: <em>\u00a1Suelta el cuchillo, si tienes cojones, y aqu\u00ed te espero!<\/em>, y mientras dice esto huye del anterior dando vueltas alrededor de un taxi que est\u00e1 aparcado. As\u00ed que los dos daban vueltas en torno al taxi aparcado, para p\u00fablico escarnio del <em>ser sevillano<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>No me importan los motivos, ni la hipot\u00e9tica raz\u00f3n por la que se lleg\u00f3 a esa pat\u00e9tica escena. Pero por un momento, me hicieron sentirme avergonzado de ser un ser humano. Luego me acord\u00e9 que s\u00f3lo estoy en esta ciudad de manera accidental. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uno no puede dejar de acordarse del cuadro de Goya<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vida-corriente"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}