{"id":1712,"date":"2009-11-28T10:46:59","date_gmt":"2009-11-28T09:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=1712"},"modified":"2009-11-28T10:46:59","modified_gmt":"2009-11-28T09:46:59","slug":"que-vida-mas-triste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=1712","title":{"rendered":"Qu\u00e9 vida m\u00e1s triste"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dentro de poco ser\u00e1 mi santo. Como cada a\u00f1o, Ana me ha heho un peque\u00f1o regalito. Sin embargo, este a\u00f1o est\u00e1 siendo un poco diferente: no ha tocado ning\u00fan libro, ni alguna colonia. Ni siquiera una cena por ah\u00ed. Este a\u00f1o, lo que Ana me ha regalado ha sido esto:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1713\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1713\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/brocas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/brocas-400x379.jpg\" alt=\"Brocas\" title=\"Brocas\" width=\"400\" height=\"379\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1713\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1713\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Brocas<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Un juego de brocas para el <a href=\"http:\/\/buscon.rae.es\/draeI\/SrvltConsulta?TIPO_BUS=3&#038;LEMA=berbiqu%C3%AD\">berbiqu\u00ed<\/a> (por cierto, ya podr\u00edan ir actualizando un poco la definici\u00f3n de la palabra en el DRAE). \u00a1Diox santo, qu\u00e9 vida m\u00e1s triste! <img src=\"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Por lo menos las brocas son Black &#038; Decker con su estuchito y tal, muy bien presentado. Si hubieran sido de los chinos, habr\u00eda alcanzado un nuevo hito en la historia de la depresi\u00f3n&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dentro de poco ser\u00e1 mi santo. Como cada a\u00f1o, Ana<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[219,249,339],"series":[],"class_list":["post-1712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vida-corriente","tag-berbiqui","tag-brocas","tag-casa"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1712"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=1712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}