{"id":18,"date":"2005-04-20T20:10:15","date_gmt":"2005-04-20T18:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=18"},"modified":"2005-04-20T20:10:15","modified_gmt":"2005-04-20T18:10:15","slug":"cambio-de-dinastia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"Cambio de dinast\u00eda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hace algunos d\u00edas viv\u00edamos un intento de los norteamericanos de <a href=\"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=15\">implantar en Espa\u00f1a la Casa Real de Magneto<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>No me he distinguido nunca por ser excesivamente mon\u00e1rquico, pero hay ciertas cosas que no se pueden consentir, y una de ellas es que vengan aqu\u00ed los yanquis, en plan <em>Bienvenido Mr. Marshall<\/em>, y cambiarnos la dinast\u00eda como quien nos <a href=\"http:\/\/www.esdebian.org\/forum\/viewtopic.php?forum=31&#038;showtopic=36630\">cambia Sarge de Testing a Stable<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Pues bien, como patriota, he decidido alzarme en armas y proponer mi propio monarca; no es que tenga nada en contra de D. Juan Carlos I de Borb\u00f3n, pero puestos a postular, prefiero a alguien con m\u00e1s garra:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/wp-content\/reyeastwood2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/thumb-reyeastwood2.jpg\" alt='Clint I de la Casa de Eastwood' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Clint I de la Casa de Eastwood<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Incluso ya tengo pensada su divisa: <em>S\u00e9 lo que est\u00e1s pensado: si dispar\u00e9 todas las balas o s\u00f3lo cuatro<\/em>. Queda un poco largo, pero igual en lat\u00edn mejora&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hace algunos d\u00edas viv\u00edamos un intento de los norteamericanos de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vida-corriente"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}