Hoy me siento el rey del mundo. He ido al Ikea, me he fundido 250 pavos en cosas para la casa (cajones para un armario, zapatero, l\u00e1mparas y algunas otras cosas), y he salido por la puerta en media hora exacta: est\u00e1bamos entrando por el aparcamiento a las 10:00h, y saliendo de \u00e9l a las 10:30h. Y al comienzo de las rebajas. Y para colmo, enciendo la radio y suena \u00abThis Hard Land\u00bb, con Bruce Springsteen tocando la arm\u00f3nica como un campe\u00f3n.<\/p>\n
Luego he empleado el resto de la ma\u00f1ana en redistribuir el armario para acomodar las piezas reci\u00e9n compradas, y en poner l\u00e1mparas y dem\u00e1s. Un trabajo agradable, en el que no he podido dejar de rememorar mi victoria sobre las hordas de adictos al centro comercial en fin de semana:<\/p>\n
\u00bfHueles eso? \u00bfLo hueles muchacho? Es madera prensada del Ikea. Nada en el mundo huele as\u00ed. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 delicia oler madera prensada por la ma\u00f1ana!. Un d\u00eda nos fuimos a dejarnos la pasta a un Ikea y cuando todo acab\u00f3, sub\u00ed. No encontramos a un solo de esos suecos de mierda. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 pestazo a gente aglomerada! Aquel Ikea ol\u00eda a\u2026 victoria.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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