{"id":327,"date":"2006-03-15T14:07:40","date_gmt":"2006-03-15T12:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=327"},"modified":"2006-03-15T14:07:40","modified_gmt":"2006-03-15T12:07:40","slug":"24-centimetros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"24 cent\u00edmetros"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Situaci\u00f3n:<\/strong> En busca y captura con Ana de un regalo de cumplea\u00f1os para mi amiga Zaixega, <em>alias<\/em> Truchi, hermana de Ana. Objetivo localizado: unas sandalias bastante chulas para el veranete, y que as\u00ed se quite de cuando en cuando esas botas de combate que gasta.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Problema:<\/strong> \u00bfCu\u00e1l era su talla de pie? Era un 38 o un 39? Ana no lo recuerda bien.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Soluci\u00f3n:<\/strong> Llamar por tel\u00e9fono a la susodicha Zaixe y preguntarle.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Resultado:<\/strong> La siguiente conversaci\u00f3n:<\/p>\n<p><em>-Hola Truchi. Una pregunta: \u00bfQu\u00e9 talla de pie tienes?<br \/>\n-Ehm&#8230; no lo s\u00e9 exactamente. Si te sirve de algo mi pie mide 24 cent\u00edmetros.<br \/>\n(Descojone general)<br \/>\n-Vale, t\u00f3mate algo. \u00bfPero qui\u00e9n diablos se sabe cu\u00e1nto le mide el pie?<br \/>\n-Pues cualquier persona que tenga necesidad de usar <a href=\"http:\/\/www.daimyo.es\/index.jsp?articulo=10\/260&#038;accion=producto\">guetas<\/a> y de pedirlas al Jap\u00f3n.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Surrealista total. Por cierto, no practica artes marciales ni nada por el estilo. Es simple <em>frikismo<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Situaci\u00f3n: En busca y captura con Ana de un regalo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vida-corriente"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=327"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}