{"id":44,"date":"2005-05-05T17:00:40","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T15:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=44"},"modified":"2005-05-05T17:00:40","modified_gmt":"2005-05-05T15:00:40","slug":"encuentra-una-serpiente-en-el-paquete-de-cereales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"Encuentra una serpiente en el paquete de cereales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, no se trata de una serpiente de goma de una promoci\u00f3n publicitaria. Me env\u00eda Jaime <a href=\"http:\/\/lanazione.it\/art\/2005\/05\/04\/5375501\">esta noticia<\/a> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lagaceta.com.ar\/vernota.asp?id_nota=112925\">aqu\u00ed<\/a> en <em>espa\u00f1olo<\/em>), que cuenta que un ni\u00f1o ingl\u00e9s se encontr\u00f3 una serpiente de 60 cm. en el paquete de cereales de desayuno.<\/p>\n<p>Uno se imagina la cara de horror que pondr\u00eda la pobre serpiente al verse a punto de ser engullida por un hijito de la Gran Breta\u00f1a. As\u00ed pasa lo que pasa, esa pandilla de comeserpientes vienen a Espa\u00f1a de veraneo, y claro, las malas bestias hacen trizas Torremolinos, y encima conducen por el centro de la autov\u00eda porque con el volante a la derecha ven menos que un topo con orejeras.<\/p>\n<p>Pobre serpiente&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Como a\u00f1adido, me comenta Jaime que la noticia no aparece en googlenews UK, ni en ning\u00fan medio brit\u00e1nico que haya visto. Qu\u00e9 t\u00edos. Son soberbios hasta para eso.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, no se trata de una serpiente de goma de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vida-corriente"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}