{"id":498,"date":"2006-11-16T22:17:17","date_gmt":"2006-11-16T21:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=498"},"modified":"2006-11-16T22:17:17","modified_gmt":"2006-11-16T21:17:17","slug":"ayer-me-senti-muy-viejo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=498","title":{"rendered":"Ayer me sent\u00ed muy viejo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tal cual. Una chavalita, inconscientemente (al menos eso espero), me hizo sentir enormemente viejo. La cosa fue tal que as\u00ed: iba al supermercado a comprar vituallas, a la salida del curro. Con mi abrigo tres cuartos nuevo, y el carro del super. En esto una chica, de estas que trabajan promocionando tarjetas de cr\u00e9dito, se me acerc\u00f3. En similares circunstancias suelo hacerme el loco, o bien declinar amablemente la invitaci\u00f3n. Sin embargo, me pill\u00f3 el d\u00eda tonto y le hice caso (Nota para quien se lo est\u00e9 preguntando: no era especialmente guapa, ni simp\u00e1tica).<\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed que adopt\u00e9 la tercera forma de librarme de estos acontecimientos: decir que s\u00ed y dar datos inventados. Lo molesto vino con las tres preguntas siguientes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>-\u00bfEst\u00e1s <strong>casado<\/strong>?<br \/>\n-No.<br \/>\n-\u00bf<strong>Divorciado<\/strong> entonces?<br \/>\n-Ehm&#8230; no.<br \/>\n-Bien, \u00bfy tienes <strong>hijos<\/strong>?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ah\u00ed fue donde ya acab\u00f3 conmigo. Vale que con mi abrigaco y tal tengo pinta de tipo serio, especialmente con el corte (o m\u00e1s bien el no corte) de pelo, pero la muy &#8230;. me hizo sentir horriblemente mayor.<\/p>\n<p>Hay que joderse&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tal cual. Una chavalita, inconscientemente (al menos eso espero), me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vida-corriente"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=498"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}