{"id":85,"date":"2005-06-07T23:59:41","date_gmt":"2005-06-07T21:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=85"},"modified":"2005-06-07T23:59:41","modified_gmt":"2005-06-07T21:59:41","slug":"no-me-lo-puedo-creer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"No me lo puedo creer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No me lo puedo creer: son las doce de la noche, y los cabrones de los vecinos del bloque de enfrente, en ex\u00e1mentes, llevan <strong>todo el podrido d\u00eda<\/strong> de fiesta salvaje, li\u00e1ndola a lo bestia; lo \u00faltimo, ponerse a tocar los bongos en el balc\u00f3n desde las 23:00h. Y ahora, encima, acaban de empezar a cantar flamenco. O algo que se le parece.<\/p>\n<p>Empiezo a odiar los jodidos bongos, invenci\u00f3n del infierno. Los condenar\u00eda a todos al fuego eterno, pero esos en especial se los met\u00eda por el trasero de trav\u00e9s al jodido percusionista. A ser posibles rellenos de nitroglicerina.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No me lo puedo creer: son las doce de la<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vida-corriente"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitacora.eniac2000.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}